THE
FINAL NORTH
Lakota, Bristol, England
Saturday 7th February 2004
Jolly good night.
Just a brief report as I dont remember much after I played, hehe.
The day started with a flight from Newcastle to Bristol arriving at 4pm where I met up with Dae Rose, Clint & ?? form Plymouth and we headed for the pub for some refreshments. Later we were joined by Lo-Tek & his misses from Dublin, Midge & his chick from Elgin and some other people whose names I forget.
Few Stella's, Newcastle Brown Ale's & Jack Daniels later and we headed down to Lakota just around the corner at around 7:30pm.
A quick poo before I had to play at 9:15. Q from Edinburgh was playing, Deathchant/dancefloor French style and the room was pretty busy.
DJ
Pool Q & the crowd
Time to play and the sound coming theu the heaphones kept cutting out which was pretty frustrating !
Evil
Smurf
I played a quite fast set, starting with The Shaftman remix ...
Smurfs
Shaftman trumpet dance
Played a lot of guitar stuff (Nirvana - Negative Creep, Ministry - Jesus Built My Hot Rod, heh), Benny Hill etc.
I tried to do a mix with a 240 BPM Noise Factory track & the acappella of Kylie's 'Slow' and it was going pretty well until someone knoicked the table and the record jumped, BAHH. TWAT !!
Maniacs
during my set
. .
Half way thru ma set I got on Gurdlers shoulders and poored 2 cans of beer down my throat !
Gurders
after I got of his back !
Finished at 10pm around 380 BPM with the new Bazooka track on Speedcore 6 and Mr Rage took over.
5 minute AVI video of part of my set (23.6 Meg)
Cant remeber much after this. Think I spent the rest of the night larking around, metting new people & chatting.
Cunt Face
& Smurf the performing seal
Mr &
Mrs Total Output
Quinnie
& Mr North
The robber
of Staples
Mad goggle
eye's Daz
I couldnt find a toilet in the VIP room and didnt think I couldmake it downstairs so had to make do with a bucket in a corridoor.
Ah - The
relief
Thats
rightm, wipe my shitter clean
I must apologise to the cleaners
Ah, more
extreme relief as I find a 'notmal' toilet.
. 
All that
pooping really took it out of me
Mrs &
Mr Deathmachine
Some
maniacs whose names I forget...
. 
. 
Excellent night, although most of it is a blur!
I think I left around 4:30 for the airport where my flight back was at 7:40.
Got to the airport, phoned some mates in Scotland to get them to phone me around 7:15 to wake me up.
Fell asleep. Woke up at 7:35. 9 missed calls on ma phone !. Heard a voice on the tannoy telling me to go to gate 7 where my bag had been removed from the aeroplane ! !
Mad dash to the gate with only 1 shoe on (??) and managed to catch the flight, only delaying it by 5 minutes . Oops!
Cheers to Andy for a super night. Best wishes for the future.
Shouts, hello's & thanks to: Dave Rose, Clint, LoTek & chick, Midge & Chick, the other guys in the pub. The girl with the thong in the pub, Mr & Mrs Output, Baz, Hardcore Ray, Chrs Fuk-Nut, Amy Donkey, Cat, ET, Enigma, Mat Utd, Matt Rage, Gurdlers, Lou, Face Ache & Daz, Promo, Drokz, Vizitor, Luke & Melly, Scorpio, Dolphin, Q & mob, Sarah PViagraC, Mr & Mrs Stef Machine, Ariel, Robbie & Glasgow monkeys and many many more who Ive forgot !!
Apologies: The cleaners.