SMURFS BIRTHDAY PARTY / RESISTANCE / BEYONCE

SMURFS BIRTDAY PARTY
Friday November 7th
Club Soho, Leicester, England

Well, what an excellent night, haha. Gosh, where do I start.

Left work 5-ish and headed over to Newcastle Station to meet the guys who were going doon to Leicster on the mini-bus. I decided to get the train down so another person could get on the coach. 16 seater full, not bad.

I left on the 6pm train down to Leeds to meet Pete Wallis and get picked up by Sarah PVC & Bexx and took down to the club in Leicester. Got down for 6:30, got in Sarah's speedboat and picked up Pedro. Few Stella fella's in the car and got to Leicester aboot a time I cant remember.

Infared was on the door with his chick(?), went inside where Toeseph ET & Doplhin were playing a breakcore set.

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Went for a poo (in the girls toilets by accident) and said hello's to a few new faces, Mel OD being the only one I can remember ! Mr Potato Hardcore Ray arrived with Chris Fuk-Nut & Sekonz frome Edinburgh and gave me a birthday card and an excellent mad cow thing ..

Quick hello to Steff Machine and Matt Rage, Loo, Sye, Gurdlers & Sass arrived. yay ! Good to see Sassy Boy out and about again, hehe.

Errr, cant remember much now.

At some point the Newcastle bus arrvied with an extra passanger, Neil, hehe, nice.

I played my set at 12 to a chorus of "Happy Birthday". Played very hard & fast, around 240 - 280 industrial speedcore. Yeah. Was excellent to have the chance to play like that as I dont get the chance very often in the UK. Hardcore Ray looked pleased !!

Halfway thru my set I took out a couple of fake blood capsules and split on on my forehead, which gives a good a effect and looks like Im cutting maself with a razor blade, hehe. Played a couple of ma own tunes I couldnt fit into the PA later on, 'Cockrot' & 'Fuck Me Geordie'.

Kez arrived with a present of mini Jack Daniels & some massive Y-fronts with 'Happy Birthday' on them, hehe. Cheers pet, nicely nicely !

Now, I really dont remember much from this point.

Done the Pa at 2:30 after Infared tore the place up for 30 minutes with his PA, nice nice !

Set up my toy xylophone which went missing halfwya thru the PA ?!? banged the playing rods of Robin Staples' head. Stereo Mike had me on his shoulders while I played 'Exposure Kings' - The track with the 'Male Stripper' & 'Full Monty' samples and at the end it has that stripper tune. When this but arrived I stripped off my GGM top slowly to reveal a PVC bra, which had a plug in one of the bra bits and a shot glass in the other.

Played 'Shitter' after that and stuck fake dogshit to me face & head, and dropped some out ma bum.

Mixed in some samples from Auf Weirdersein Pet of Oz showing a Red Indian how to do the Hokey Cokey, and some Sid The Sexist samples.

Played 'Gusset Typist' next, the one with the female masterbation samples, then finished of with 'Sid', the track with the Sid The Sexist samples in. "Do you like jewlery pet - suck me cock its a gem", "Whey pet, I divinah much aboot flowers but yi can put ti tulips roond me cock" etc.

UEP played next, think he started of with that 'Gay ba'r tune?? Maniac.

How I dont remeber much at all after this point. I can remember Gurdler buying me lots of Aftershock & Jack Daniels. H aving a breakdancing competion with Mike Teknoist. Scaring the bouncers, thinking I had been smashed in the face and then seeing me 5 minutes later in a PVC skirt & bra, Joe ET 'Im staying straight tonight coz Ive got to drive" then seeing him stumbling about with 2 bottles of beer in his hand! Mad GingerJim pulling mad faces and wearing his glasses backwards, Hardcore Ray being Hardcore Ray !! Funsize Jonny's afro shadowing on the wall ... Im sure many more mad incidents happend. I cant remember, so here are the photo's .... (Cheers to Jim for some of them)..

Sye & Gurdler

Birthday Boy
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Infared want the Birthday Balls

"Now where did I put it"

Oh, there it is

Stereo & Funsize Johnny want to see the Birthday Balls

Is the sign straight

Evil Smurf
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FrankenRage stands on a box to make Smurf look small

Ginger Jim rests his head !

Party People chilling. If you know who any of these are, let me know so I can put there names on
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Bex, Hardcore Ray, & Sarah PVC

Lee Outrage, ha ha
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haha, Pete Wallis making signs to Funsize Johnny's afro, But you cant see the shadow in the photo. It was funny at the time, honest !!

Joe ET - "Im staying straight tonight, Im driving"

Sarah PVC, Bex, Cyberdog, Raver Chris & Big Mulla

Smurf PVC
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Smurf PVC gets molest by Matt Sheep & Neil

Gary Sekonz, Chris Fuk-Nut & The Birthday Boy

Beavis Teknoist with the Newcastle mob in the backgroond

Makerel & Funsize Microphone head

Fuk-Nut & Sekonz blasting out dirty tekno !!

Our bus driver , Christin & Wayne Mortis. Watch out for his tunes if we eventually get the GGM record lable up & running !!

Toon Army - Funsize, Pete Wallis, Mad Marc & SwanEye

Robin Staples does the birdy dance

Mad Marc from the Toon !

"Does my bum look big in this" Smurf asks, ??, Wayne & UEPea

Wayne & the Maniac

"Im a Birthday Boy, smile if u wanna shag me"

Intelligent Smurf

1 bruise out of 29

Xylo-Core

Smurfy Boy & Mike Teknoist have a crap breakdancing competition (Smurf won)...I think we had a '10 daft things you can stick a bog brush' competition after that (Mike won that, ha ha)

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Smurf & Jonny have seen the light, or is that a shadow of Jonny's head shaped like a lightbulb?

ET has a suck on Smurfs plug booby. Does anyone know hows elbow that is on the left???

Pete Wallis - Fandabadozy !

Cartoon Head Dave Enigma looking pleased with himself

HAHA, insert your own commet here. Dunno what Matt Rage was saying to me. Doubt I could take much in at this point

Paul CNE asumes his usual sleeping position

Hardcore Ray, probably thinking impure thoughts about Bex

"Get your arse up stairs to bed " he thinks to himself !

Well, thats it. Unfortunately the night came to an end at 5am. Big respects to Hardcore ray & Hardcore Kez for jumping around like mad for the last hour of Sass's lovely hardcore set !!

Many thanks to Joe ET, Dave Enigma & Matt Sheepster for hosting ma party.
Respects to everyone who came & played ... Sass, UEP, Infared, Rage, Enigma, ET & Dolphion, Deathmachine (Soz we missed ya!). Chris & Gary for coming all the way from Scotland (I'll get yooz on next time), Pete Wallis for playing for 15 minutes and being told the upstairs room was closing - soz man. All the Newcastle mob for coming and showing there support - much appreciated. Sarah PVC for the lift and hospitality, GingerJim for entertainment, Mel OD, Kez, MIke & Lauren, lots of other people's names I forget.

Cheers for a wonderfull evening !!!

RESISSTANCE
Saturday, November 8th
The Stoat Fiddler, Newcastle, England

Well, eventually got back to sunny Newcastle around 7:10pm, and was out again by 8:15 to go see a couple of ma mates who were playing at a night in Newcastle called Resistance (not the Scottish hardcore night !)

Twas a good night, small basement of a pub where we run our oldskool 'Influences' night.

It was under new management and the barman was giving me cheap pints and free fruity alco-pop things, nice !

Ma 2 mates both played excellent techno sets !!

Nice to see a few of my friends again. Dont get to see them, much with a heavy schedule these days ! I miss yooz all when Im away yi nar !!

Managed to pursuade MoJo to come and see Beyonce tommorrow as I had a spare ticket. She was a bit pissed and didnt think she would remembem, hehe. Cheers for the lapdance pet !

Finsihed at 11 and I trundled home on the bus, got home and had a glass of champagna and went to bed !

Nikki, Julia & Marmelade from Northern Eyeland
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Johnny Mack. Nice set man, specially that mad rattling tune you played !

Gareth Asprin - Lovely rattly nasty techno set too !
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HAHA, Dean, worlds no 1 MacManiac !!

Hose & MoJo

BEYONCE
Sunday, November 9th
Telewest Arena, Newcastle, England

Woo Hoo !! The hightlight of the weekend ! ! Beyonce @ Newcastle Arena, hehe.

Went to Toon around 5 and watched the end of the abysmal Newcaslte match. All the maniacs from last night were still out partying, haha.

They headed off to a night called Head Kandi @ Stereo Bar on Newcastle Quayside, some house night, and I arranged to meet them later.

Me & MoJo had another drink and she was sick a few times before we went to meet the Mowers in The Gate - posh new building full of pubs, cinema, restaurants & ahhhl that.

Me the Mowers who had came down from Edinburgh as I'd got them tickets for Beyonceye.

MoJo was sick again and had to go home, hehe, so I thought I would be standing by myself at the concert. Luckily when we got there, there was a spare seat on the end of the row the Mowers were sitting on, so I stodd next to them and we danced and clapped our way thru the concert.

Very good indeed ! Nice lady Beyonce like.

Also, luckily, we missed Abs who was on first. Daft twat with his fake rudeboy accent.

The Mowers - Lawnmower & MamaMower

Zing !

Zing a ling !

Ding Dong !

Woosh !

Clever stuff

"Hiya pet"

"Do You Like Jewlery?"

Nice dress

"Is it cold in here"

Nice elbows !!!

Concert finished about 10:30 and I said my goodbye's to the Mowers as they headed up the road to Gallashields. Nice to see yo uagain Lawnmower and meeting MamaMower too.

Outside the arena I somehow got talking to 3 ladies (Poppy, Katey & Vikki) and I pursuaded them to come along to Stereo to Head Kandi, so we jumped in a taxi and went along.

The place was a canny big pub and it was completly heaving. All housey style music. It probably had a posh name. Full of maniacs dancing on tables & chairs. Couldnt find non of ma mates so I jsut stayed with ma new found friends dancing on tables & chairs !

Long Vikki & Katey