Saturday 30th March 2002

UK Jackass

Sunday morning, Im at home, but have a very sore head, sore nose & find it diffucult to move ma elbows...

Well, Anyone familiar with MTVs Jackass?? Well, we started the UK version last night...

Sitting in a pub yesterday afternoon and you could buy pickled eggs there, 2 for 55 pence, very nice. Had about 5.

One of the lads, Pie Teets, says he can bet us he can eat 50 of them, so we buy a big jar from the bar, get hima bucket and he sets away eating them. He manages about 11 before he starts turning pale and goes to the toilet, but he's not sick. We tell him to keep eating until he's sick, but he doesnt. bahh.

Onto the next pub. On the way we find a road sign, one of those with the bloke trying to lift the heavy umbrella. Now this sign is different to any other, as it isnt metal, sort of hard cardboard it felt like, with a few screws in it. SOmeone hit someone over the head with it, cant remember who it was.

So I gets this idea of somone walking into KFC, trhen someone running in with it and cracking it over the persons head. ha ha.

So I walks into KFC, long cue there, then UEP runs in and lamps me over the head with the road sign and runs off, haha. People's faces were class !!

Onto Tallyfroots (McDonalds) and I do the same to UEP, and he falls over some tables.

My turn to get lamped, this time in Burger King. UEP runs in, hits me with it, I fall down, a few shots to the back, he runs out, I pick up one of those yellow cone floor wet things, and run after him with it. ha ha. By this time we are wishing we had a video camera.

Next up, is another McDonalds. This one is quite big, and you have a long walk to the counter. UEP and someone else goes in. I catch him off guard and run in while he's walking the long walk, I start shouting "TWAT" and wack him over the head and on the back a few times, before running out. All my mates in stitches with laughter like.

My turn to get hit this time, and we do a Starbucks cafe.

We run outof shops so I goes back into Burger King and ask a pretty little girl if she was here when we came in and got hit with a road sign. She said she was so I ask her if she wants to be on TV coz we are filming UK Jackass and I need to ask her & the others in the shop by law. Get her phone number anyway, ha.

We tried to do the stunt getting on a bus but you couldn't swing the road sign.

One last go, adn we pretend UEP has a video camera, coz his mobile phone lights up. I ran around a corner and Pete Wallis is chasing after me and
wacks me over the head with the sign, the kicks me in the nose. haha, crowded street in total shock.

Funny as fish like. Just wish we had it all on camera. We will probably be on CCTV like.

Ive got about 5 lumps on me head, and bruises up me arms.

SMURF