Weekend Report - 15/02/02 Liverpool/Species

Friday 15th February -
Monday 18th February 2002
Liverpool & Species, Manchester, England

27 bruises, 4 bumps, and 3 cuts later, here is my weekend report....

Friday - Went down to Liverpool with Paul CNE & Big Pete. Met up wi some of there Uni mates and went into Town. Didnt get out till about 9. Went to a local pub, had a coulpe of Aftershocks and some red lager stuff, canny, then headed into the City Centre. First place we went to was like a brothel, mad red lights everywhere, canny crap like, so Me & Paul went somewere else. I think we were in places called Mango & Magnet??? Had a few mad cocktails. Last place we were in was all hip hop & RnB. I started spin dancing and had a cirlce round me, split me hand open, then done some MC Hammer style hip hop dancing and left. Woke up lying on some books.

Saturday - Big Pete had to go collect his stuff from his ex's in Liverpool. Canny sad,so I treied to keep him amused by telling some stories. Headed for Manchester. Got to a flat off Oxford Road where we would be staying. Had a nice wash, big turd the size of King Kongs finger, few drinks, played Playstations then went into Revoloution vodka bar, YEAH! at last, medicine. Cant remember how many Vodka's we had. Went to another pub and I fell down the stairs. Got some elastoplats fo the barmaid. I left the boys about 9 to go to Species. Rest of the night is a blur. Remember finding a coat hanger from somewhere, and puttin git in the back of my T-shirt, walking & dancing around wi that stuck there, and other places most of the night, until Gaz the PArtridge hung me up on a pipe and left me dangling for 20 minutes, ha ha!
Got 100s of people with the mud face. Waggle ya hands in mud fromteh floor, then go and hold someones face, or shake there hand. Managed to get some size 10 caterpiller boot prints on my bot cheaks, courtosy of the Partridge.
Tried to get in a tractor.
Enticer looked pretty wihis dreadlocks.
Span round on me kneck a few times.
Got chokeslammed of big Element Abuser
Nearlly got hoyed out for trying to put a red skirt on.
Probably loadsa other mad things happend.
Cant remember much about the music like, soz, I was in party mode !

Got kidnapped and took to Wrexham afterwards, in a boot, doing 140 MPH.
Spent most of Sunday & early Monday asleep on a leather sofa, with my heads stuck to it.

Eventually got home at 6:30pm on Monday evening.

Cheers to Paul, Big Pete, The Partridge, & Matt & Lou for there hospitality.

SMURF

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