Saturday 7th April 2001
Audio Autopsy, Edinburgh, Scotland
Friday
Went down Whitely bay on a works night out. First time out with me new work mates. Wondered if I would still have a job on Monday!! haha
About 7 of us out, i aint been to Whitely Bay for about 6 years and all the pubs had changed and few places where knocked down.
Canny good night, went a bit blurry about 10 likes..
IN one pub I got up on the stage, a podiuem thing with a silver wig on I borrowed from some chick and danced to Sex Bomb by Tom Jones, rubbing me bot against poles.
Won a bottle of champagne that tasted like fizzy potato's.
Ive developed a elbow fetish, on lady's that is...
Iw as going up to lady's with pretty arms asking If I could touch them. Got a few strange looks but managed to stroke a fair few like! Sticking me finger in between there chub bits, woo hoo, gooy gooy goose gloob!
Went clubbing, and lost everyone from work.
Some chick mates where there so I think I stayed booging with them on the dancefloor. One of them got into a fight and I tried to stop it outside.
haha, never get in the middle of 2 chicks fighting!
I got lamped on the face and had a sore lip & nose, and a big bruise on me leg. Not bothered about that likes.
Had a kebab and stayed at Anya's, one of me chick mates.
Woke up, didnt have a clue where I was, Forst thing I seen ws a big duck lamp thing, then realised I was in her little girls bed.
Got home about 10:45 Saturday morning, then went into Newcastle about 12:30 to meet Rod S before I headed up to Glasgow for Audio Autopsy.
Had a good few pints in the pub and Armaged:DON tunes up and we gets the train up to Glasgi at 17:35 by the way.
Ferw bottles on the train, gets to Glasgi about 20:20. Got attacked by a moon monster with a space torch.
Celtic had just won the league so I told Div, the promotor I had a Celtic top on. He wernt to happy, ha. I didnt like.
Also picked us up, met Matt Rage in his speedboat car who followed us to the club, which was in the middle of an industrial estate in Glasgow.
Tiny little place. Nice little venue for evil music like. Barmiad had nice arms aswell like.
DJ box was up some mad ladders, above the crowd. Very dangerous after a few beers like !
I played a more darker set, rather than full on industrial speedcore as I felt dark stuff would be nmore fitting for a smll place rather than full on headfuck.
Matt Rage played next, mad guitar & pacey Itialin vibes, nice.
Cant remember much after that.
Ended up at Al Spaztechs afterwards, who lives in a student colony in Glasgow. Opposite his is a littel room tahts open allnigt, wi a pool table, telly, drinks machine & that. Stayed there till about 5:30 playing pool and doing daft stuff. Gave away some Fuelled By Hate tickets when I was pissed, bahh.
Went to Boony's after that. Pulled up outside of his and I found a dead sparrow on the ground. Put it on me shoulder and walked about pretending to be a pirate.
Got home about 1pm Sunday afternoon.
Thank you
SMURF