Friday 23rd February 2001
Edinburgh, Scotland

Friday - picked up a kiddies tractor from work that a foxy lady had lent me.
Off to get the train at 4:30,met up with UEP, Stereo Mike, Crodile Bri, Melebop & some others. 8 of us on the train to Edinburgh for REsistance.

I gets into the club for about 8 and helps the Boon put up backdrops and arraange tables, chairs & that.

The club was due to open at 9, but unfortuneatly there were no bouncers there so no one could be let in. I volunteered my services to help seach people, hehe, but they wouldnt let me. I dont think people got let in till 10, when the bouncers arrive. At least they missed Spaztech trying to mix, (haha).

Primal T played after Al Spazmo at 9:30.
Hes got ear rings in his cheacks & nose, mad cockeral hair aswell I think. He played a blinding hard industrial techno set, but unfortunatly there was no one to play to!
People started top drift in at 10 when the bouncers arrived, but still took a while to fill up.

I palyed next, at 10:30,not many people in. I kicked off with Limp Bizkit 'Rollin Rollin Rollin' (The Undertakers entrance tune, WWF vibe), with the 'Deadman Walking' sample at the start, then appeared from the DJ box wearing a Steps bandana around me head, a 'Deadman' Inc T-shirt (cheers Larry) and peddling on my kiddies tractor to the front of the stage.

I didnt play to fast, as it was early, around 200 - 230 BPM noisey-ish Frenchcore, then some faster guitar/Shockwave stuff for the last 10 minutes or so.

Scott Brown played next and sharp filled the dancfloor with Rotterdam new-style floor fillers, nice.

Cant remember much at all after this!

Tractor Boony

George Doors & the Gabba Crocodile

A lovely chair

Next clear memory(ish) is waking up in a mates flat in Dunfermline, on the kitchen floor cuddling some boots, freezing cold.
Went into the living room an Mr Spliffmonk (Hammer Dmaage) was also there, who had also played at Resistance, but I cant remember.
The Reverend Colin Boon had been to the offlicense, got cans, Southern Comfort and 4 bottles of MD20/20 (Mad Dog). Fruity vodka style drink.
Boon poored all 4 bottles into a jug, I think, and 3 or 4 of us dipped straws in and started sucking it all up. Nice.
11am came and Smackdown was on TV, haha, managed to scare everyone by commentating all thru it.
Before we knew it it was 6pm, and Gunter Saxenhammer gave Me & Melebop a lift to Edinuburgh so we could get the last train back to Newcastle, but we missed it, so got a train across to Glasgow and went to visit Al Spaztech.

The Boon, Spliffy, his mate Nod & Reverend Boon was there. Got more drunk. Al Spaztech had been drinking all day and was canny wrekced. By about 11pm The Boon couldnt speak and we found out his middle name is Gerard and that kept us amused for hours.
Passed out about 3am.

The Boon and his incredible snot

Pegman Champion

Big & And Louise
 

Nod taste's Buckfast for the first time

The Reverend Boon

The Reverend & Smurf dream of owning a pub

Spliffmonk sitting in the corner for being a dunce

Spliffmonk meditates

Gibby, Smurf & AL Spaztech

Oops, somone broke the Deathchant records

Spaztech woke up about 10, downed more vodka and we tried to get the the pub but it took us about 2 hours to move the wee chunky ferret.
Got to the pub, watching Man U v Arsenal match. Spazmotic downs to jugs of red bull & vodka, then tries to down a pint in 1. Suddenly he turns geen, stands up just reaches the toilet door, we here a splat and he's puked all over the toilet, the walls, the sink and all over his arms, haha.
Me & Boon leave him with the Reverend Boon adn head into Glasgow City Centre, have a pint in Queen Street and I gets the train home.

Back home at 9pm, exhausted vibe.

SMURF